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Santa apni girlfriend ke sath park mein baitha tha. Ek Hindi master unko aise baithe dekh kar bole:

Hindi master: Beta, kya ye hamari sanskriti hai?

Santa: Nahi master ji, ye to apni Shimle wali Simmi hai ji.



Santa ki wife us ko English sikha rahi thi.

Santa dopehar me wife se: AAj dinner bahut bekar tha.

Wife: Jahil dopehar ke khane ko dinner nahi luch kehte hain.

Santa: Jahil tu, jo raat ka bacha hua khana khila rahi hai.
Isko dinner na khaun to aur kya kahun?

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Ek neta dusre to Neta ko: Muje malum hai tum kiske
isaron par naachte ho.

Dusra Neta: Khabardar jo rajnitik behas me
meri patni ko ghasita.




Jock #2

Q: Wife kya hoti hai?

Ans: Wife wo hoti hai, jo tok tok ke
aapki sabhi aadten badal deti hai aur fir
kehti hai: Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe ho.

Jock in Hindi