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Mein nikla, gaddi le ke, raste
mein, sadak pe ik chownk aaya.
Mein
red light se hi nikal gaya.
Police man ne muje roka.
Police man: Kya tumhe red light
nazar nahi aayi.
Mein bola: Sahib, red light to
nazar aayi, par aap nazar nahi aaye !
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I
was riding my bike. I jumped a red light.
A police cop
stopped me.
Cop: Didn't
you see the red light?
I said: I did
see the red light sir, but I didn't see you !
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Comedy Jokes in Hindi
Ik
Hindi Bhai ko apna apna gadha bechna tha. Hindi Bhai ne apne sare friends
ko sms kiya:
Agr
Tumhe Kabi Kisi Gadhey ki Zarurat ho to Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena!
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Hindi
Comedy
 A Hindi man
had to sell his donkey. He sends SMS to all
his friends:
SMS was as
follows: If you ever require a donkey, just give me a call.
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Ek
Hindi comedy lady ka baby paida hua.
Paida
hote hi vo nurse se bola: Tumare pas mobile hai kya ?
Nurse:
Kyon !!! ???
Comedy
Baby: God ko delivery message karna hai.
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A Hindi comedy
lady gave birth to a kid.
Just after
birth, kid asked the nurse: Do you have a mobile phone?
Nurse: Why
???
Comedy Kid: I
have to send delivery message to God. |
