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Hindi SMS 1
Ik short man ka funny beta 1000
Watt ke bulb par apne papa ka naam likh raha tha.
Short man: Beta,
ye kya kar rahe ho?
Funny Beta:
Aapka naam roshan
kar raha hoon.
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English SMS 1
A funny son of a
short man was writing
his father's name on a 1000 watt bulb.
Short man: What
are you doing son?
Funny Son:
Enlightening you name dad. |
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Hindi
SMS 2
Ik
Hindi man ik Ashram me jake Baba Ji se bole: Baba Ji, mera Puja me mann nai
lagta! kya karun?
Baba
Ji: Us Puja ko
mere pass bhej do, shayad mera man lag jae.
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English SMS 2
A Hindi man goes to
the ashram of Desi Baba Ji and says: I can't concentrate on
puja (prayer). Tell me some way.
Baba Ji: Send
that girl Puja to me, I will try to concentrate on her. |
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Hindi SMS 3
Desi Teacher: Aaj
tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.
Desi Kid: Madam,
Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.
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English SMS 3
Desi Teacher:
Why are you late today? School starts at 7 O' Clock.
Desi Kid:
Madam, don't worry about me, you may start the school before I
reach. |
