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Sardar
Ji: Hamne Mobile
Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
Rishtey
k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye.
A
Desi Man asks:
Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana hai ji ?
Funny
Sardar
Ji: Dusri shadi k
liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
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Sardar
Ji: We have started a mobile marriage bureau. For
Partner Search: Press 1
For Engagement: Press 2
For Marriage: Press 3 A
Desi Man asks: What to press for second marriage. Funny
Sardar
Ji: For second marriage, press neck of first one.
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Desi Maalik Makaan:
OK, mein
tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Funny Hindi Sardar:
Theek hai ji,
mein Diwali, Holi aur Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.
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Desi Maalik
Makaan: OK, I give you 3 days to pay rent.
Funny
Hindi Sardar: Right sir, I choose
3 days of Diwali, Holi and Chrismas. After that you will get the rent.
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Ik Baniya ki chhatri me
mori thi.
Desi Hindi
Sardar:
Lalaji umbrella me mori hai, nayi umbrella kharid lo.
Funny Baniya: Arre,
baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega!!
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A Baniya had an
umbrella with a hole.
Desi Hindi
Sardar: Lalaji, umbrella has a hole. Why don't you purchase a new one.
Funny Baniya: When
rain stops, how will I know it without a hole ?
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