Funny Hindi Jokes

Funny Hindi Jokes	Funny English Jokes
Santa: Doctor Sahib, mein khud ko Bhagwan samjne laga hu. Doctor: Ye problem kab se hai. Santa: Jabse maine ye dunia banai hai.	Santa: Doctor Sahib, I consider myself God. Doctor: Since when this problem started? Santa: Since I created the universe.


It happens only in India
Kya aapki biwi aapko lakhpati bana sakti hai? Jawab: Yes* *Conditions Apply: Aap pehle ek crorepati hone chahiye.	Can a woman make you millionaire? Yes* *Conditions apply: You must be a billionaire.


Boy to Girlfriend: Kya aaj raat tum free ho? Girlfriend: Free ke bachche, aaj se pehle kabi paise liye hain tere se???	Boy to Girlfriend: Are you free tonight? Girlfriend: You bloodyfool! Have I ever took money from you earlier?