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Funny Santa ne Banta ko
Hindi SMS bheja:
Bhejne-wala mahan, padhne-wala gadha.
Banta gusse me vapis sms
bhejta hai: Bhejne-wala gadha, padhne-wala
mahan.
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Funny
Santa sends Hindi SMS to Banta:
Sender is great, reader is fool. Banta
angrily replies the SMS: Sender is fool, reader is great. |
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Funny
Bhikhari: Hello
Hotel Taj, one Pizza, one Biryani aur one Non Veg Dish
Bhej Do.
Waiter:
Kiske
Naam pe bheju, Sir?
Funny
Bhikari: Bhagwan
Ke Naam Pe !
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Funny Beggar: Hello hotel Taj,
send one Pizza, one Cake, one Chicken, one pastry.
Waiter: On whose name should I
send all this sir?
Funny Beggar:
On God's name.
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Laloo: Ye
Gandhi Bapu har note me haste kyun rehte hai?
Funny Sardar: Simple
hai bhai, royenge to note geela nahi ho jayega !
-- Hahaha
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Laloo:
Why
does Gandhi Bapu smiles in all currency notes? Funny
Sardar: It's simple ! If he weeps, all notes will get wet. --
lol
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