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Husband: Han, karta hu
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Teacher: Aapke pehle vale teacher kaise the.
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Customer: Panch ka? 3 ka de do bhai.
Shopkeeper: Maaf karna hamare pas kanch ka hi hai, teen ka nahi hai.
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