Funny Jokes in Hindi

Noida ke ek shopping mall me 2 Hindi babus apni apni biwi ko dhund rahe the.

First Hindi Babu: Tumari biwi dekhne me kaisi hai?

Second Hindi Babu: Vo 5'-7" lambi hai, gora rang hai, 36-24-36 figure hai aur ghane lambe baal hain. Aur tumari kaisi dikhti hai?

First Hindi Babu: Meri bhool jao, chalo tumari dhundte hain.

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Class me Hindi teacher population par lecture de raha tha:

India mein har 10 second mein ek aurat ek bachche ko janam deti hai.

Student: Sir, hame us aurat ko dhund ke rokna hoga.