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Ravan ne Shri Ram Ji se mafi mangne ka faisla kiya aur Ayodhya aa gaya.

Mehal ka darvaja knock kiya.

Ram Ji ne door khola.

Ravan soch raha tha...

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Kis Mooh Se Maafi Maangu?

Ravan dance club me jata hai. Uski entry fees baki sab se 10 guna jayada thi. Bolo kiyun?
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Kiyun ki entry fees thi: Per-Head Rs 500/-

Question: Wife maike jakar Husband ko roj phone kyon karti hai?
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Answer: Taki Husband ko yad rahe musibat tali nahi, phir aane vali hai!!!

Question: When wife goes to her parents' home, why does she ring her husband everyday.
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Answer: To tell him that his trouble is not over, it is coming back soon.

You have two agarbattis on a boat but no source of fire. How will you light an agarbattis if you are in the middle of the river?"

Some answers are:

1) Throw an agarbatti into the river. It make the boat lighter. Use it to light agarbatti

2) Throw an agarbatti in air and catch it. Catches win matches. Use these matches to light agarbatti

3) Take some river water, let it fall drop by drop. You know that "Tip-tip barsa pani, pani ne aag lagai.". Use it to light the agarbatti.