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A Hindi
boy asks his
Gujarati room mate: Ye kaisi machis laaye ho. Ek bhi teeli nahi jal
rahi.
Gujarari: Kya
baat kartay ho Sanat Ji, sab ki sab check kar kay laya hoon.
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A
Hindi boy asks his
Gujarati room mate: What type of match stick have you bought.
Not a single stick is burning. Gujarati:
What are you saying? I have checked all the sticks. All of
them were burning *
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Hindi
Lawyer to Gujarati: "Gita
pe haath rakhkar kaho ke... "
Funny Gujarai : "Yeh kya,
Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"
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Hindi
Lawyer to Gujarati: "Place your hand on
Gita and say... "
Funny
Gujarai : What
is this, when I placed my had on Sita, I was summoned by
court. Now again place my hand on Gita.
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Gujarati:
Sir aap meri salary bada diyo, meri
shaadi ho gayi hai.
Funny
Hindi Boss:
Factory ke bahar hone wale dur-ghatna
ke liye factory jimmedar nahin hotii.
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Gujarati:
Sir,
please increase my salary, I have got married.
Funny
Hindi Boss:
This office is not responsible for mishappening occurred
outside the factory. |
