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Hindi Jocks
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Ek
kid paida hote hi nurse se bola: Mobile
hai kya?
Nurse:
Kiyun?
Bacha:
Zara GOD ko
delivery message bhejna hai.
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Just
after delivery, a Kid asks the nurse: Do you have a mobile
please?
Nurse:
Why?
Kid:
I have to give delivery message to God.
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Hindi Teacher: Itni
pitai ke baad bhi tum hass rahe ho.
Funny
Kid: Gandhi
Ji ne kaha hai, musibat ka time hass hass ke gujarna chahiye.
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Hindi Teacher:
After so much punishment, you are still laughing ?
Funny Kid:
Gandhi Ji said: We should face all troubles of life happily.
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Kid
(mobile cell phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?
Madam:
Aap kon bol rahe ho?
Funny
Kid:
Mere papa bol rahe hain.
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Kid (on mobile
cell phone):
My son will not come to school today.
Madam: Who is
speaking ?
Funny Kid: My dad is
speaking.
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