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Ek
Hindi aur Ik
Gujarati Babu
Jungle me ja rahe the
Sahmne
se ek
Sher aa gya.
Hindi
Babu ne Sher ki aankh me mitti dali aur bhagte hue Gujarati Babu se
bola: "Abe Bhag."
Gujarati Babu: Main Kyun Bhagu? Mitti tune dali hai.
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A
Hindi
and
Gujarati Babu were passing through a jungle. Suddenly,
a lion appeared in front of them. Hindi
threw soil into eyes of lion and said to Gujarati Babu: Run
! Run ! Gujarati
Babu: Why should I run? You threw soil into his eyes. |
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Beggar to Indian: Indian
phaji,
10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai.
Funny Indian: Par
coffee ka cup to 5 rupe ka milta hai.
Beggar: Sahib,
sath girlfriend bhi hai.
Funny Indian: Beggar
ho ke girlfriend bna li !
Funny Beggar: Nahi
Sahib, girlfriend ne beggar bna diya.
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Beggar to
Indian: Indian
phaji, please
give me Rs 10. I have to take coffee.
Indian: But a cup of
coffee is for Rs 5 only.
Beggar: My girlfriend is
along with me.
Funny Indian: You
are a beggar & you have
made a girlfriend !
Funny Beggar: No Sahib, this
girlfriend has made me a beggar.
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