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Ik Funny Hindi omelet banane ke liye
anda fodta hai. Anda andar se khali nikalta hai.
Funny Hindi:
Kamal hai ji!
Aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karvane lagi hain.
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A Funny
Hindi breaks an egg to make omelet. Egg was empty from inside.
Funny
Hindi:
That's amazing, hens also do abortion these days. *
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Ek Funny Hindi girl ped pe
chadi. Upar
baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aayi ho?
Hindi
Girl: Apple
khane.
Monkey: Par,
yeh to aam ka
ped hai.
Hindi
Girl: Pata
hai,
Apple saath laayi hoon.
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A Funny Hindi girl climbs up a
tree. A monkey was already sitting there.
Monkey: Why have you climbed
up.
Funny Hindi girl:
To eat
apples.
Monkey: But this is a mango
tree.
Funny Hindi girl:
I know, I
have brought apple with me.
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Hindi Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho
gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Hindi Wife: Doosri
shaadi to nahin karogey?
Hindi Husband: Pagal
ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai.
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Hindi
Husband: If something
happens to you, I will get mad.
Hindi
Wife: You won't get
married again?
Hindi
Husband: A mad is a
mad, he can do anything.
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