Hindi Jokes

English Joke

Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega.

Funny Student: Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?

Principal: If any boy is found in or around girl's hostel, he will be fined Rs 300 for first time, Rs 500 for second time & Rs 800 for third time.

Funny Student: How much will you charge for monthly pass, sir ?

Mayawati Lalu ke ghar Goat le ke aati hai.

Funny Lalu: E Bhaiswa ko saath kyun Layi ho ?

Mayawati: Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai.

Funny Lalu: Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!

Funny Lalu: Why have you brought this buffalo.

Mayawati: You can't see, this is a goat.

Funny Lalu: I am asking the goat.

Train me ik Funny Desi Sardar ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya. Neeche Gujarati Gujju baitha tha.

Gujarati Gujju: Sardarji, apna samman kahi aur rakho, mere sirr pe gir jaega.

Desi Sardar: Koi baat nahi friend, iss me tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai.

Gujarati Gujju: Sardarji, place your luggage somewhere else. It will fell on my head.

Desi Sardar: Don't worry friend, there is no breakable item in it.