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Ek Haryanvi apni khoobsurat bivi
k saath car mein baith ke honeymoon pe ja raha tha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Haryanvi gusse mein bola: Meri bivi
ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaunga!
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A Haryanvi was
going to honeymoon with his beautiful wife in a taxi. Driver
adjusted the rear-view mirror. Haryanvi
angrily: You are looking at my wife. Sit at back seat. I'll
drive the car. |
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Ik
Haryanvi Police
Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife:
Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai.
Police
Inspector:
Mujhe sone de, main is time
duty par nahi hun.
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Some thieves entered into house
of a Haryanvi police inspector at night.
Wife: Get up, get up, there
are thieves in our home.
Police Inspector: Let me
sleep, I am not on duty. |
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Ik Haryanvi Tau
thand lagne se kamp raha tha. Uska chhore ne doctor ko phone
kiya.
Doctor: Kya
hua?
Funny Haryanvi Chhora:
Bimari ka to pata
nahin par bapu subha se vibration mode pe laga hai.
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A Haryanvi Tau was shivering
with cold. His son rings a doctor.
Doctor: What happened ?
Funny Haryanvi son: I don't know
the disease, but dad is on vibration mode. |
