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In a
football match.
Funny
Haryanvi: Ye log ball ko
pair kyun maar rahe hain?
Hindi
boy: Goal kane ke
liye.
Funny
Haryanvi: Par ball to
pehlan hi gol hai, aur kitni gol karengey.
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Hindi
Man:
Ek
bar mere upar se ek scooter nikal gaya, par mujhe kutch bi nahi hua.
Funny
Punjabi:
Yeh
to kutch bhi nahi... Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya tha, par
mujhe kutch bi nahi hua.
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Punjabi
Man :
Yaar Ye Autometacily Kya Hota Hai ?
Funny
Hindi Man:
Simple Yaar,
Jab Koi Ganji Aurat Auto Me Baith K Jaye to Use bolte hai Auto-Me-Takli
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Ik
bar ik Funny Punjabi cycle chala rahi tha, ke achanak cycle ik
short man se takra gayi
Short
man:
Thare se ghanti nahi maari jati thi!
Funny
Punjabi:
Bhai sahib, poori sykil to maar di, ab ghanti alag se maroon ?
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Ek bar sharabi kisi sadhu
se takra gaya.
Sadhu: mein
tujhe shraap deta hu.
Sharabi: Ruko,
mein glassi le ke atta hu.
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Ik
Young Beautiful tall Hindi Girl ne ik short Rich old-man se shaadi
kar li.
Funny
Sardar
Asks:
Aapne inme shaadi k liye kya
dekha?
Hindi Girl:
Ik to inki income
aur doosre inke
Din-kam.
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Beggar:
Kuch khaane ko do!
Pandit:
Tamatar Khao
Beggar:
Roti do baba
Pandit:
Tamatar Khao
Beggar: Tamatar
hi khila do
Pandit's Wife: Ye
Totla bolte he, Keh rahe he KAMAKAR KHAO !
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Gabber Singh ka
janam hua to usko ma ne jor se thapad mara. Pooch kiyun?
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Ma se poochta tha:
Kitne aadmi the?
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Haryanvi: Itne kam marks?
Do thappad marne chahiye.
Haryanvi ka beta:
Haan papa, chalo
maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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Customer:
Sardar Ji lassi me
makkhi hai.
Sardar:
Oye dil bada rakh, ye
nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi.
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Ek
train bohot time baad chali.
Muslim
kehta:
Ya Ali bla tali.
Haryanvi
kehta:
Jai Bajrang Bali.
Sardarji
: Oye
Khali, train apni
nahi, saath vali chali !!!
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