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Hindi Jokes
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Daadi ma Gita ka
path kar rahi thi.
Kid ne
mami se pucha: ma, Daadi book me se
kon se exam ki tayari kar rahi hai?
Mami: Final
exam ki.
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Grandma
was reading a religious book.
Kid
asks mom: Mom,
grandmother is reading a book. For which exam is she
preparing?
Mother:
For final exam. |
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Garib
ladka amir se: Tumare
exams me kitne marks aaye the?
Amir
ladka: 96 percent.
Garib
ladka: Hey Bhagwan,
itne numbers se to kisi garib ke 2 bache pas ho jate.
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Poor boy
to rich boy: How many
marks you got in the exams?
Rich
boy: 96 percent.
Poor
boy: Oh my God ! With
that much marks, 2 kids of a poor man can pass the exam.
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Ek Pandit Jehlum
nadi ke kinare baith ke pani me dahi daal raha tha.
Dusra Pandit:
Tum ye kya kar rahe ho.
Pehla Pandit:
Dikhta nahi, lassi bana
raha hu.
Dusra Pandit:
Arre langur ke bache,
itani lassi kya tumara baap piye ga?
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Ek Pandit ne
function me bohot sare naan kha liye. Agle din usko kabaz ho
gayi.
Toilet me
baitha hua Pandit dard se chilla raha tha: Hey Bhagwan, ya to
meri jaan kad de, ya fir naan kad de.
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