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Hot Deal
Train mein ik mosquito
Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.
Fir ik matchar Bania pe
baitha. Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!”
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Hot Deal
In
a train, a mosquito sits on the head of a Chinese. He catches
it and eats it. Then
a mosquito site on the head of a Bania. Bania catches the
mosquito and asks Chinese:
You wana buy it ?
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Bania's
Son: Papaji,
bahar bohot hot hai. Kutch log swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..
Kanjus
funny Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.
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Hot
Answer
Teacher:
Tumhare
papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad
loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania's
son: Kutch
bhi nahi.
Teacher:
Tum
maths nahi jante.
Banis's
funny son: Me
to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.
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Bania's son: Daddy
meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS bana do.
Kanjoos Bania took him
outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?
Son: Moon
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe
ullu ke patthe, tu chand ke bi aage dekhna chahe hai...
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Bania's
son: Dad, It is too hot. Some people are asking for charity to make a
swimming pool. Miser
funny Bania: Son, go and give them a glass full of water.
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Hot
Answer
Teacher:
Your father gets loan of Rs 500. With 10% rate of interest,
how much money would he return after one year. Bania's
son: Nothing. Teacher:
You don't know maths. Bania's
funny son: I know maths, but you don't know my dad.
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Bania's
son: I have long-sight problem. I can't look things properly
at long distance. Miser
Bania takes him outside and asks: What is that? Son:
Moon. Miser
Bania: Then how much far away you want to see? |
