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Boss: Tumhe driver ki
job de raha hun.
Starting salary Rs.2000/-. Theek hai?
Funny driver: You
are great sir!
Gaddi Start
karne ki salary is o.k.......but? ? Gaddi
chalane
ki salary kitni hai... sir
jio?
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Boss: I appoint
you for the job of driver. You starting
salary will be Rs 2000/-. Funny
Driver: That's great sir. Salary for starting
the car is ok... But how much is the salary to drive
the car ?w *
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Bania:
Bhagwan,
agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.
Thodi
dur ja k Bania ko 50 rupye mil gaye.
Funny
Bania:
Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kaat liye...
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Bania:
God, if you five Rs 100, I will donate Rs 50 to the
temple.
After
sometime, Bania finds a Rs 50 note on the road.
Funny
Bania:
Wah God, you had no faith in me, you took your share in
advance. |
