Jocks in Hindi

Boy: Hum 35 bhai behan hai.

Girl: Kya tumare ghar family planning vale nahi aaye the.

Funny Boy: Aaye the. Hum sab padh rahe the, vo primary school samaj ke vapis chale gaye.

Ragging ho rahi thi.

Senior student to Junior: Teri shaadi wale din mein teri biwi ko kiss karunga. Bol tuje koi itraz hai?

Junior: Ek shart par itraz nahi hai. Shart hai ke mein tumari sister se shaadi karunga.

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Mom: Kahan gaye the?

Boy: Girlfriend ke pass

Mom: Kis liye?

Boy: Ha mami ji, bohot kiss liye.