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Santa: Mein
shaadi is liye kar raha hun kiyun ki mein khana bana bana ke, kapde dho dho ke
aur safai kar kar ke tang aa chuka hun.
Funny Banta: Kamal
hai! inhi karno se hi mein divorce le raha hun.
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Santa:
I am getting married because I am tired of house hold works
like cooking, washing and cleaning. Funny
Banta:
You won't believe, I am taking divorce for the same
reason. |
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Prime
Minister: Hum agle saal chand pe Indians ko bhej rahe hain.
US
President: Wao ! kitne Indians ko bhejo ge?
Prime
Minister: 4 SC, 4 ST, 3 OBC, 2 ex-servicemen, 1 danga pidit,
1 aatankvad pidit, 2 kashmiri migrants, 1 angheen, 2
sportspersons, 1 MP aur 1 scientist.
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Prime Minister:
We are planning to send Indians to moon very soon.
American
President: That's a great idea. How many Indians will go
there?
Prime
Minister: 4 SC, 4 ST, 3 OBC, 2 ex-servicemen, 1 riots
affected, 1 terrorism affected, 2 kahsmiri migrants, 1
handicapped, 2 sports persons, 1 MP and one astronaut.
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Banta:
Vakeel sahib aapki fees kitni hai?
Vakeel:
Teen saval ke liye Rs 4000.
Banta:
Ye bohot jyada nahi hai?
Vakeel:
Han hai, tumara teesra saval kya hai?
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Banta to
Lawyer: How much do you charge?
Lawyer: Rs
4000 for 3 questions.
Banta: Isn't
you fee to high?
Lawyer: Yes
it is, and what is your third question?
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