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Ram
aur Sham pani pene gaye to glass ulta para
hua tha.
Ram: Iska to
muh hi band hai?
Sham:
Arre ye to nechey se bhi toota hoa hai.
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Ram and Sham went to
drink water. The glass was placed up side down.
Ram: Look,
this glass has no opening.
Sham: Oh,
its bottom is also broken.
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Santa: Mein
har roj murge ke sath roti khata hun.
Banta: Par
yaar tu to vegetarian hai ?
Santa: Hanji,
ek nivala khud khata hun, ek murge ko khilata hun.
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Santa: I
daily eat chapati with cock.
Banta: But
you are a vegetarian ?
Santa: Yes,
I eat one bite and give next bite to cock.
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Sardar ek bhikari
ko roj Rs 10 deta tha. Fir vo usko Rs 5 dene lag gaya. Ek time
aaya, Sardar ne bhikhari ko Rs 2 dene shuru kar diye.
Bhikhari: Aap
muje paise dene kum kiyon kar rahe ho?
Sardar: Pehle
mein kuwara tha to Rs 10 deta tha. Shaadi ho gayi to 5 dene laga.
Ab bacha ho gaya to 2 hi de paunga.
Bhikhari: Wah
Sardar Ji, Sade paise te aish karde ho ?
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A Sardar used to
give Rs 10 to beggar. After some years he started giving him Rs
5. Now he started giving him Rs 2.
Beggar: Why are
you giving me less money?
Sardar: Earlier
I was unmarried and used to give you Rs 10. Then I got married
and started giving you Rs 5. The latest news is that I got a
kid, so I can afford only Rs 2.
Beggar: Sardar
Ji, you are enjoying on my money?
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