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Judge:
Tumne apni wife
ke lover ko marne ki jagah apni wife ko marna behtar kiyon samjha?
Husband:
Your
honour! har hafte biwi ke ek premi ko marne ki jagah, ek bar
biwi ko hi mar dena easy tha.
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Judge: Why did u shoot your wife instead of shooting
her lover?
Naughty
Husband: Your honor, it was easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
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Santa Banta do
bhai the. Vo dono ek hi class me padte the.
Madam: Tum
dono ne My Dog ka lekh nakal mar ke likha hai
Naughty
Santa: Nahi madam, ye lekh ek hi dog ke bare me likha hai.
Agli bar madam
ne My Father ka lekh likhne ka home work diya.
Agle Din:
Madam: Tum
dono ne father name alag alag kiyon likha hai?
Naughty
Santa: Madam fir tusi kahoge, nakal mari hai.
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Santa Banta were
two brothers studying in a same class.
Madam:
Both of you have copied the essay on My Dog. Both of you
have written the same things.
Naughty
Santa: No madam, actually we have written about the same
dog.
Madam:
Next day's home work is to write an essay on My Father.
Next Day
Madam: Both
of you have written different father's name. Why so?
Naughty
Santa: Madam, you will again say that we have copied.
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Husband: Hypnotize karna kisay kehtay
hain?
Wife: Kisi ko apnay
vash main kar ke us se apni marzi ke kaam karvanay ko hypnotise kehtay
hain.
Husband: Chal
jhoothi, usey tou Shaadi kehtay hain.
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Husband: What
do you mean by hypnotise?
Wife: When
a person controls someone and makes him obey all his order, it
is called hypnotise.
Husband:
Don't tell a lie, it is called marriage.
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