Naughty Hindi SMS

Naughty English Jokes

Tum 60 James Bonds ke barabar ho...

Kaise ???

007 * 60 = 420

You are equal to 60 James Bonds.

How?

007 * 60 = 420

Aaj, kal aur hamesha...

Ek dil hai jo tumhare liye

har vakt dhadkta rahega...

Jante ho vo konsa dil hai ???

Tumara apna dil... stupid !!!

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart

that would always beat for you.

You know Whose ??

Your Own Stupid!!!

Mein chahti hun ke tum mere sath ek ache se restaurant me chalo. Vaha hum candle light dinner karen.

Fir mein tum ko vo 3 beautiful sweet words kahun: Pay The Bill...

I want you to accompany me to a nice restaurant and have a candle light dinner.

Then let me say those 3 beautiful sweet words to you: Pay The Bill…

Santa: Patni agar Pati ko naukar samjhe to Pati ko kya karna chahiye?

Naughty Banta: Zyada nahi bas do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.