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Anaath Ashram
Volunteer to Bania:
Sethji, aap
hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?
Naughty Bania: Mein
anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.
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Orphanage
volunteer to Bania: Sir, what can you do for our orphanage?
Bania: I
can send my four kids to your orphanage.
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Train mai ek husband apni wife se:
Tujhse shaadi karke pachta raha hun. Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun.
Samnay wala
naughty passenger: wao wao wao wao !!!
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A husband was
fighting with his wife in a train.
Husband:
I am so much annoyed by you that I want to throw you before
dogs.
A naughty
passenger sitting in front of them started shouting: wao wao !
wao wao wao !!!
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Wife:
Suno Ji, doctor
ne mujhe ik mahine k aaram k liye kisi Hill Station par jane ko kaha
hai, hum kaha jayenge?
Naughty
Husband:
Dusre doctor k
paas...
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Wife: The
doctor has told me to go to some hill station. Where are we
going?
Naughty
Husband: To some other doctor.
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Q: Aadmi
aur aurat me kya farak hota hai?
Ans: Aurat ek hi aadami se bahut sari ummeed karti
hai. Aur aadami bahut sari auraton se ek hi ummeed karta hai…
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Q: What is
the difference between a man and a woman?
Ans: Woman
expects a lot of things from a single man, whereas a man expects
a single thing from a lot of women.
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