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Manager: Sorry,
mein aap ko koi job nahi de sakta. Mere pas tum ko dene ke liye koi kaam nahi
hai.
Funny Desi
Santa: Oh sir ji, aap chinta na karo, bas mere ko job de do. Mein aap se kaam
dene ke liye kabhi nahi kahunga.
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Manager:
Sorry, I can't provide you job, I have no work for you.
Funny
Desi Santa: Sir, just provide me a job. I'll never ask you to
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New
Desi latest Jokes
Chand pe likh
du naam tera ye mere dil me khayal aata hai. Par...
Ek to mera
haath vahan tak nahi jata hai
Dusra, yeh khayal dupehar ko aata hai.
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A thought comes
into my mind to write your name on the moon.
But first issue
is that: my hands don't reach up there and the second issue is
that: this thought comes to my mind in the afternoon.
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Desi Old Man: Beta mere
daant le ke aa.
Beta: Par pitashiri, abhi
to bhojan tayar bhi nahi hua hai
Desi Old Man: Bhojan nahi
khana, meine to sahmne wali buddhi ko smile deni hai.
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Desi old man: Son
bring my denture (set of teeth)
Son: But dad,
food is not ready yet.
Old Man: I
don't need food, I have to pass smile to the old lady in the
neighbourhood.
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