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Pakistani Teacher:
Tum log roj 8
ghante soya karo.
Pakistani Student: Impossible
Sir! College sirf 6 ghante ke liye hota hai!
First
Paki: Agar bina daanton ka Kuta kate
to kya karna chahie ?
Second
Paki: Simple, bina Sui ke
teeka lagva lo...
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Paki Boy
to Paki Girl: Chand
raat ko nikalta hota hai, aaj din mein kaise nikla ?
PAKI GIRL: Ullu raat ko bolta
hai, aaj din mein kaise bol raha hai?
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First
Pakistani: Yeh Ford kya
hota hai?
Second
Pakistani: Gaadi
hoti hai.
First
Pakistani: Yeh Oxford kya
hota hai?
Second
Pakistani: Yeh to
simple hai na, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford means Baelgaadi.
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Pakistani
to Indian:
Mein bhi computer sikhne chahta hoon.
Indian: Tum
computer seekh ke karoge kya, tum ko to mouse bhi pakdne nahi aata.
Pakistani:
Agar mouse me pakdunga to cat kya karugi.
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Pakistani Teacher:
All of you must sleep for 8 hours everyday. Pakistani
Student:
Impossible Sir! College is open for six hours
only.
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* * First
Paki: If a dog without teeth bites you, what to do then. Second
Paki: Its simple, get an injection without syringe. *
* * Paki Boy
to Paki Girl: Moon comes out at night, how it came out in day today. Paki
Girl: Owls chirp at night, how it is chirping in the day
today. *
* * First
Pakistani: What is ford. Second
Pakistani: It is a type of car. First
Pakistani: Then what is Oxford. Second
Pakistani: It is simple. Ox is an animal and ford is a
car. Oxford means a car pulled by ox. *
* * Pakistani
to Indian: I also want to learn computer. Indian:
What will you do by learning computer. You even don't know how
to hold a mouse. Pakistani:
If I hold a mouse what will the cat do ? |
