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2
terrorists ek car mein desi bomb fit kar rahe the.
First
Terrorist: Agar
bomb fit karte karte hi fat gaya to kya hoga?
Second
Terrorist: Chinta
mat karo, mere pas ek aur bomb bhi hai.
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Two terrorists were fixing a bomb in a car.
First
Terrorist: What
would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing ?
Second
Terrorist: Don't
worry, I have one more.
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Funny
Pakistani Babu
train ke ik Dibbe me chad gaye.
TT
bola:
Kya Phaji? Dikta nahi, Ladies ka dibba haii?
Funny
Pakistani Babu: Sorry
Ji Sorry ! Mere ko laga aap Mard ho...
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Funny
Pakistani Babu goes to Pakistan and gets into a train.
TT
said: Pakistani Babu, you can't see this is a ladies compartment.
Funny
Pakistani Babu: Sorry Sir, I thought you are a man. |
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 Santa:
Ek Pakistani ko Monday ko kaise hasaya ja sakta hai?
Funny
Sardar Ji: Simple hai ji, usko Sunday ko joke suna do.
Note:
Agar aap ko yeh joke samaj nahi aaya, to aap pakka pakistani
ho... lol...
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