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Hindi Man to
Sardar: Tumari biwi ne car ki demand ki thi, par tum ne usko
diamond ring kiyon le di?
Sardar:
Phaji,
mein usko nakli car kahan se la ke deta?
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Hindi Man to
Sardar: Your wife demanded a car but why did you give her a
diamond ring?
Tricky Sardar:
From where could I get her a fake car?
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Funny Sardar: Doctor !! doctor !! Kya mein operation ke baad
cricket khel sakunga?
Doctor: Han kiyun nahi.
Funny Sardar:
Tusi great ho doctor sahib, pehle mei kabhi
cricket nahi khel saka.
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Funny Sardar:
Doctor! doctor !! Will I be able to play cricket after my
surgery?
Doctor:
Ofcourse, why not.
Funny Sardar:
You are great doctor, I have never played cricket before.
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Interviewer: Socho ke tum ek kamre mein band ho aur kamre ko aag
lag jae, to tum kaise bachoge?
Smart Sardar:
Mein sochna band kar dunga.
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Interviewer: Imagine you are in a room. the room catches fire.
How will you escape.
Smart Sardar:
Just stop imagining.
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Sardar Doctor to lady: Madam aap ke husband ko rest ki zarurat
hai. Ye lo neend ki golian.
Lady: Ye golian inko kab deni hain?
Sardar Doctor:
Nahi madam, ye golian aap ke liye hain.
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Sardar Doctor to
lady: Madam, your husband needs rest. These are sleeping pills.
Lady: When
should he take the pills?
Funny Sardar
Doctor:
No madam, these pills are for you.
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Tez aandhi aur tufani raat mein ek Sardar Ji bike pe pizza lene
aaye.
Shopkeeper: Sardar Ji, kya aap married hain?
Funny Sardar:
Tum ko kya lagta hai, itni barish mein meri
mami muje pizza lene bhejegi?
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In a stormy night,
a Sikh gentleman came to a pizza shop on his bike to buy pizza.
Shopkeeper:
Sardar Ji, are you married?
Funny Sardar
Ji: What do you think, my mom will send me to take pizza in
this thunderstorm?
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