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Hindi SMS Jokes
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SHORT HINDI MAN ko
mosquitoes bohot preshan kar rahe the. Vo irritate ho gaya... usne poison pi li
aur bola, Ab
kaato saalon, sab maroge!
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SHORT
MAN was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He
got irritated and drank poison and said: Now bite me, you bloody
fools, all of you will die.
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Lady Doctor:
Tum roz
subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Short Man:
Ji aap hi ne bahar
likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am - 11am hai.
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Lady doctor
to Short man: Why do you stand outside my clinic every
morning and stare at women.
Short man:
You have written on board that time to see women is from 9 am
to 11 am.
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Short man to Hindi Policeman:
Yeh
har taraf kiyon likha hai: Gadi
Dhire Chalao.
Funny Hindi Policeman:
Kiyon ki, Santa Ji, yahan duur duur tak koi hospital nahi
hai.
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Short man
to Hindi Policeman: Why is it written everywhere to drive slowly.
Funny
Hindi Policeman: Because
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