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Film
Director to Actor: Tum
ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
Actor: Par mere
ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
Film
Director: Don't
worry, pool me paani nahi hai.
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Film
Director to Actor: The funniest thing is that you have to jump in the
swimming pool from a height of 100 feet. Actor:
But I don't know how to swim. Film
Director: Don't worry, there is no water in the pool. *
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Girlriend
to Boyfriend:
Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera sweet gugla. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo
baby bolo...
Funniest
Boyfriend: Tum
mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya Adopt ?
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Girlfriend to
Boyfriend: My sweet baby, my chicky chicky, my gulgula. Would
you marry me ?
Funniest
Boyfriend: Are you proposing me or adopting me ?
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Saas:
Bhagwan ne tumhe
2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti kya. Funniest
Bahu:
Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe
32 daant diye 2-4 pathar bhi nahi chaba sakti ?
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Mother-in-law:
God has given you 2-2 eyes. can't you remove a few pebbles
from rice ?
Funniest Daughter-in-law:
Very funny! God has given you 32 teeth. Can't you chew a few
pebbles ? |
