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Ek Sweet Punjabi man aur ik
Sweet Hindi man kabristan me baithe
baat kar rahe the.
Sweet Punjabi:
Hindi bhai, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain.
Sare
murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee
hai...
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A
Sweet Punjabi man and a Sweet Hindi man were sitting in a graveyard & were talking.
Punjabi: Hindi
bhai, see all these dead men are sleeping so peacefully in the
graves. All
dead men got up and said: Why should not we sleep, we have got
this place by giving away our lives. *
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Ek Sweet Hindi man ek Sadhu se bola:
Baba,
meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Funny Sadhu: Beta,
agar koi upaay hota
to main sadhu kyun banta?
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A Sweet Hindi man to a saint: Baba, my
wife troubles me too much. Tell me some solution.
Funny Saint: Had there been
any solution, why would have I became a saint ? |